Alternate titles:
"Why I am mopping my floor today"
"Reason for bath #2"
"I am grateful for my kitchen sprayer"
"Yes, I threw away the outfit"
"Why I need to scrub under my nails"
"Ahhh, I feel better"
"Slip n'slide"
"Why I shouldn't leave my kids unattended"*
"Sure glad he was on the tile"
Ah, fun times. Just another day! Don't worry Mary, your jumper has been washed and thoroughly sanitized!
*I was answering email in the office, kids within earshot, safe and contained, away for a few minutes. After I finish I head back to the living room and see Max slipping and sliding in a large puddle. I first think he spit up since they had just finished eating lunch of a lovely combo of sweet potato, butternut squash and applesauce. I fear the worst and hope for the best. His clean face confirms that it is indeed the other end. Ahhh. Wonderful. No matter, my floors were dirty anyway! Love that kid.
9 comments:
Oh my gosh!! That is freaking funny. I laughed out loud.
Oh no! At first site, I was thinking, I sure hope thats not what I think it is. Thats the wost blowout At least he's happy!
WOWIE! You made grandma's day max! Just by the menu your mommy fed you, was a time bomb ticking! Gotta love it, you must feel better! Grandma Nay Loves you! You have Awesome parents! Love ya tons!
Glad you are the type that realizes it's just best to toss.
Wow, I had to play catch-up on some posts. I can't believe it's already time for you to go. Thank goodness for blogging. Such big changes. I'm right there being scared with you.
I couldn't forgive anyone else but your sweet babes:) The huge smile is the best part. And, I'm sorry, was that crawling I saw in one of those photos??!! Can't you two slow-down the growing-up just a little?!
Oh what I have to look forward to very soon again! I can't believe they are getting so big!
Yep, prunes ALWAYS work like a charm! I only used them when my girls wouldn't poop for a while! Too funny though!
Reminds me of "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"...where Steve Martin is at the dinner table and he excuses himself to go to the bathroom--except he doesn't leave--he just goes right there. Cute little Max!
Oh my gosh! Ewwwww! Prunes work. They work well. I loved your alternate titles. You are so funny!
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